by Corey Alderdice
Feeding a team of starving speechies can be quite the challenge.
After a long competition and several hours on the road before returning home, coaches have to seek out the easiest way to feed a busload of teenagers.
Enter: the buffet.
Pizza, Chinese, All-American…it doesn’t really matter. As a dear friend of mine once noted: as long as it’s a “veritable cornucopia of delectable delights,” it’ll do.
You may think the folks at Extemp Central are on a food binge, but bear with us.
The one thing that goes with teens at buffet is manners, or a lack thereof. That’s where The All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide comes in. It covers every aspect of buffet-style eating: Types of Buffets, Objective, Preparation, Location, Pre-meal Setup, Strategy, Etiquette, Exit Strategy, and Post Game.
The website kindly describes the guide as such:
This is the definitive guide to becoming a seasoned all-you-can-eat buffeter. If you would like to gain knowledge of each and every aspect that lay between you and getting the most fulfilling meal possible you have come to the right place. You will learn with specific techniques the dos and don’ts that every professional smorgasbord eater must adhere to. Within these tough economic times it is important to make sure our dollar stretches as far as possible.
Bon appetit.
Via Mental Floss